Bartholemew: "Drake! Man, you can't throw that candy wrapper in the compost!" Drake: "Sure I can! Worms love crinkly plastic!" Barty: "No. No they do not." Drake: "Oh shoot, I just offended a bunch of worms! Now they'll probably come eat me or something." [But then: a realization] Drake: "Oh wait yeah they'll do that actually."

Birds eat worms, but worms eat everyone.


One Response to “Worms”

  1. Wookerton Says:

    Your worm is your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.

    Just sayin’.

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