Turkey, Part 1

Hal: "How come we never have turkey for Thanksgiving?" Bartholemew: "Um... you know that turkey is ...a turkey, right?" Hal: "Yeah, well, I read that turkeys on farms are so fat they can't even mate.  It's not like they have many prospects in life.  What are you cooking, anyway?"  Barty: "EGGS"

ooh! Are they DINOSAUR EGGS??

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