Safety Procedures

Safety Video: "In the event of an emergency, blunt objects will drop from the compartment above your seat.  Use them to break out of the cabin.  Utilize your own object before looting the corpses of others." Passenger: [to Bartholemew] "Hey Shorty, if you die, I'm taking your hat!"

If they make a water landing, Bartholemew will outlive them all.

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