Security, Pt. 2

Security Officer: "Can I see your ID?" [Bartholemew hands him his ID] Security: "Sir, this looks nothing like you.  The duck in this photo is not even wearing a hat.  Please come with me." Bartholemew: "But...the DMV people made me take it off!" Security: "I must search you now.  Remove all your clothing." [Bartholemew takes off his hat.] Security: "Now go away and stop wasting my time."

They all look the same.

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