Security Officer: "Do you have anything to declare" Duck Dressed as Fish: "Yes, this is not a guitar.  It is four pistols and a shotgun.  But don't worry, they are not loaded." [Bartholemew hands his briefcase to Security Officer] Security: "Sir, are you trying to bring this shampoo on board a plane?  Because that is not okay." *wham* [he closes the briefcase]


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