Anti-humor Thursday

I am not here to entertain you.  So go away.I have rabies.[[trees can't talk]]

If you don’t get today’s comic, that’s okay, you aren’t supposed to.  In fact, there is no comic on Thursdays.  Thursdays are all about denial.  I hate Thursdays.  This sentence is false.

In other news, all the squirrels in my backyard now somehow have rabies, the ducks are not interested in telling me jokes, and the trees still can’t talk.

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